Joe

My new name

sam732@aol.com — Tue, 29 Apr 2003 19:24:05 GMT

Whats goin on? Yeah thats what i though, its me, im in England...whoa...for two years...weird...as a cop....what the fuck? heh, right i got AOL here now. Underwhelmed83 yup thats me, E-mail, write me, do whatever, just amuse me...yeah

sam732@aol.com — Sun, 05 Jan 2003 06:35:29 GMT

My feelings at tech school can be summed up in these lyrics:

"Theres a world outside, and im trapped in here..."~Social Burn

Tests tell me stuff i already know

sam732@aol.com — Sun, 05 Jan 2003 02:09:32 GMT

A different quiz, what strange type of person are you?
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intresting...do i scare the hell out of you? or have i had an impact? do tell

sam732@aol.com — Wed, 01 Jan 2003 22:43:14 GMT

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um yeah

sam732@aol.com — Tue, 31 Dec 2002 06:53:17 GMT

Which Piercing are you?

The Red Headed Whore of the fast food industry...

sam732@aol.com — Mon, 30 Dec 2002 20:12:42 GMT

SAm732: why doesnt wendys deliver?
NemesisCV15: because wendy is a cheap bitch who makes you come get her food
SAm732: fucking slut
NemesisCV15: the red headed whore of fast food
NemesisCV15: she will get her due though
SAm732: i need to go see if they'res anything to eat in here, ill be back momentarily
SAm732: yes
SAm732: yes she will
NemesisCV15: dave thomas was the first... wendy is next
SAm732: the bitch will pay

New address

sam732@aol.com — Wed, 27 Nov 2002 06:14:03 GMT

Hey everybody joe has a new address.... He now has phon access so if you write and give you the number he might call
STACEY

A1C Joe Blanchette
PCS 3
1500 Shaw Dr Unit 365574
Lackland AFB, TX 78236-6055

Joe's New Address

sam732@aol.com — Mon, 28 Oct 2002 02:52:58 GMT

AB Blanchette, Joe A
320 TRS/FLT 023 Dorm A1
PCS #4 1015 True Emper St.
Unit 364026
Lackland AFB, TX 78236-629

Please write him he would love to hear from you

hmm these seem to only be freinds ive known for years in this lil black book

sam732@aol.com — Mon, 23 Sep 2002 07:46:13 GMT

Hrm, i forgot to say. I only took a few adresses to BMT with me, so if you dont get a letter in a week or so, chances are it wasnt yours i took. BUT if you get the adress from someone who's addy i did take and write me, i WILL write back.

The end has arrived.

sam732@aol.com — Mon, 23 Sep 2002 00:50:21 GMT

This is it, the last hurrah the finale, ill probably never write in this thing again, for tommorow i leave. Yup, good bye to those i havent said it to, im sure few actually care and i couldnt care that much either. I'd say its been fun but it hasnt been, sure moments have been, many moments lately, but the two years ive spent in this pisshole town can be summarized as endless boredum interuppted only by shear boredum.

I find this oddly comforting...

sam732@aol.com — Mon, 23 Sep 2002 00:48:10 GMT

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Mailing Adresses

sam732@aol.com — Thu, 19 Sep 2002 15:02:31 GMT

Important, i leave in FIVE days. Those people who i know personally (danny, kris, chris, and any others that may qualify), Email me with your full mailing adress. SAm732@aol.com.

Jordan on...natural selection maybey?

sam732@aol.com — Sun, 15 Sep 2002 06:57:14 GMT

anotheratg: i want to kill every endangered speicies
anotheratg: fucking pandas
anotheratg: damn condors
anotheratg: ooo our eggs are wear and brittle.. dont use that kind of bug spray around our habitat
anotheratg: fuck you , bastard bird
anotheratg: i have one word for you and your fucking speices
SAm732: 'what the fuck?
anotheratg: ADAPT
anotheratg: im going off on a rant on endangered speices
SAm732: oh ok
SAm732: this will be another good adition
SAm732: please continue
anotheratg: stupid fucking panadas
anotheratg: " i dont like screwing"
anotheratg: " you dont like screwing huh mr panda? yeah well fuck you too, you get eliminated"
anotheratg: stupid fucking animals
anotheratg: is it wrong to want to see things die?
anotheratg: fuck if i care
anotheratg: if they cant adapt
anotheratg: they dont deserve to live
anotheratg: and if they cant adapt
anotheratg: then im gonna kill every last damn animal
anotheratg: when i become world dictator
anotheratg: im gonna have an offical office called "the office of natural selection and elimination"
anotheratg: we will give people IQ tests
anotheratg: and if you iq is below like
anotheratg: 90
anotheratg: you are killed
anotheratg: i think below 75 is mentaly retarded
anotheratg: so
anotheratg: 90 i think is the average of all americans
anotheratg: so
anotheratg: if you are between 90-110 we give you some meaningles task
anotheratg: like a pumper or something
anotheratg: (pumpers are the guys who pump the shit out of portapotties)
anotheratg: we need pumpers and janitorial type people
SAm732: oh you missed a pumper today
SAm732: he climbed onto of the 30ft roof at dream world
SAm732: and jumped
SAm732: landed on his feet
SAm732: and snapped his ankle like a tiwg
SAm732: *twig
anotheratg: if you are between 110 and 130...w e put you into military action...
anotheratg: heh
anotheratg: crazy
SAm732: people where like "omg is he ok"
anotheratg: want to know what my military is like?
anotheratg: lol
SAm732: im like "fuck him his dumbass jumped"
SAm732: sure
anotheratg: we dont have guns in my future military
anotheratg: you know how in vietnam .... how the Viet Cong would send lines and lines of soldiers at like... a machine gun nest untill they just over run it.. or got so close that the gun was useless or over heated?
anotheratg: thats what im gonna do
anotheratg: of course my army will contain about
anotheratg: a billion people
anotheratg: say there is a revolt in burkino fasso
anotheratg: of 3,000 rebels
anotheratg: im gonna send a million of my soldiers
anotheratg: armed with duct tape and baseball bats
anotheratg: and they will just rush them
anotheratg: they wont have guns
anotheratg: but there will be so many of them
anotheratg: that they will just over run any possible army by just being outnumbered
anotheratg: like killer lemmins
anotheratg: lemmining
anotheratg: fux0r!
anotheratg: lemminings
anotheratg: ok so back to the iq
anotheratg: from 130- about 150 you will be given a good job.. the btter your iq the better the job
anotheratg: if you iq is above mine then you die
SAm732: ::laughs::
anotheratg: cant have people smarter than me running around
anotheratg: and if i do choose to let them live the go in the sulphor mines or something
anotheratg: im not sure what im gonna do with all that sulphor
anotheratg: but boy is it gonna be mined

Jordan on...movies...or maybey sex changes...i really dont know on this one

sam732@aol.com — Thu, 12 Sep 2002 01:22:14 GMT

SAm732: you got money/
SAm732: ?
anotheratg: not enough for a sex doll
anotheratg: i have like
anotheratg: 17bucks
SAm732: wanna go see road to perdition tonight?
anotheratg: seen it
SAm732: is it good?
anotheratg: yeah
anotheratg: long though
anotheratg: long good
anotheratg: and sad
anotheratg: lol
SAm732: did you cry?
SAm732: cry like a little bitch
anotheratg: little bitch?
anotheratg: ill have you know i cried like the biggest damn bitch around
SAm732: ::laughs::
SAm732: good
anotheratg: seriously i cried so much the manager at the place asked for my testicles and penis
anotheratg: said i couldnt be a man anymore
SAm732: heh
SAm732: sorry man
anotheratg: boy did did he get a surprise when he saw i didnt have them to begin with!
SAm732: i know right...wait...what?
SAm732: THATS what you have long hair!
anotheratg: hha
anotheratg: haha
anotheratg: girls like it
anotheratg: they pet me like a dog or some shit
SAm732: hehe
anotheratg: i just wish they were into beastiality or something

Buy me this shirt

sam732@aol.com — Wed, 11 Sep 2002 21:49:35 GMT

http://tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a112

Jordan on how attractive girls are...

sam732@aol.com — Wed, 11 Sep 2002 21:37:17 GMT

anotheratg: i am under the impression that a majority of girls look better naked
anotheratg: like
SAm732: ::laugsh::
anotheratg: you see a girl
anotheratg: say shes not that great looking
anotheratg: but if she was in your room naked on your bed
anotheratg: you would fuck her
anotheratg: no matter what
anotheratg: like
anotheratg: you could look at a chick..
anotheratg: say shes not the best looking
anotheratg: and she came to you
anotheratg: and said
anotheratg: lets go out on a date
anotheratg: you would prolly say " im gay
anotheratg: "
SAm732: and yet?
anotheratg: but if that same... not so great looking chick was naked in your bedroom
anotheratg: you would do her as fast i would do morgan fairchild

Jordan on how he wants to die...

sam732@aol.com — Wed, 11 Sep 2002 21:26:32 GMT

anotheratg: yeah
anotheratg: i want to die while im having sex
anotheratg: ill be dead...... eyes rolled up in the back of my head
anotheratg: mouth open like im screaming
anotheratg: and two thumbs up
anotheratg: could you imagine the open casket cermonies?
SAm732: hehe
SAm732: do tell
anotheratg: people would walk up and freak out im sure
anotheratg: of course
anotheratg: before i died i would have constructed some sort of special casket
anotheratg: so when the pallbearers are taking it away
anotheratg: the bottom would fall out and i would come sliding out of it
SAm732: with the big grin and two thumbs up
anotheratg: exactly
anotheratg: lol

My buddy Jordan and his veiws on older women.

sam732@aol.com — Wed, 11 Sep 2002 21:22:06 GMT

anotheratg: kylie minogue.... *Drools
SAm732: hehe
SAm732: shes 30+
anotheratg: like that would stop me
SAm732: i know right
anotheratg: morgan fairchild is fucking hott and shes like 60
anotheratg: id fuck her
SAm732: you are so fucking weird
anotheratg: you wouldnt?
anotheratg: the blonde in the old navy commercials
SAm732: not a 60 year old
anotheratg: shes the blonde ldy in the old navy commercials
anotheratg: where wearing ruby shirts is hte hip thing to do
anotheratg: http://www.morganfairchild.com/
anotheratg: you couldnt hit that?
SAm732: itrs be l,ike fucking barbie
SAm732: all plastic
anotheratg: i could so hit that old barbie doll
anotheratg: i would so tap that social security check ass
SAm732: ::laughs::
anotheratg: seriously
anotheratg: i bet she makes some killer choloate chip cookies
SAm732: a sucker for a woman who can cook eh?
anotheratg: yeah
anotheratg: she has to be hott now and be able to learn how to cook for later in life
anotheratg: cause i mean
anotheratg: once she hits 40 she damn well be able to cook a good meal
SAm732: ::laughs:: you're never gonna get laid
anotheratg: whats to say i havent?
SAm732: ::shrug::
anotheratg: seriously though man
anotheratg: you need to marry a hot chick who is willing to learn how to cook
SAm732: I'll see what i can do
SAm732: heh
anotheratg: cause once the sex runs out... or her boobs start saggin'
anotheratg: she better know how to please you in other ways
anotheratg: meaning
anotheratg: FOOD!

Its YOUR fault i was this bored, so youd better fucking read this and pay attention...i expect comments people!!!

sam732@aol.com — Fri, 06 Sep 2002 04:04:23 GMT

~ Last movie you saw on video: Batman and Robin
~ Last movie you saw on DVD: U-571
~ Last movie you saw on the big screen: The Adventures of Pluto Nash
~ Last phone number you called: 817-561-7932 (if you wanna know WHO i suppose you'd better call it...notice it didnt ask who i called last)
~ Last show you watched on TV: Trigger Happy TV
~ Last song you heard: "The Right Way"~Meek
~ Last thing you had to drink: Pepsi
~ Last thing you ate: Popcorn
~ last time you showered: 12 noon sept whatever the fuck day this is.
~ Last time you cried: pssh
~ Last time you smiled: when i read the last question
~ Last time you laughed: watching trigger happy TV
~ Last thing you said: probably a telling chris he was a jew
~ Last person you talked to online: Chris
~ Last person you talked to on the phone: Chris's mom
~ Last thing you smelled: popcorn

Do you...
~ Smoke? No
~ Do drugs? No
~ Drink? No
~ Sleep with stuffed animals? No
~ Have a love? No
~ Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No
~ Have a dream that keeps coming back? nope
~ Play an instrument? guitar...very very very very badly
~ Believe there is life on other planets? it'd be a big waste of space if there wasnt now wouldnt it?
~ Have any gay or lesbian friends? a few
~ Believe in miracles? no not really
~ Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Yes.
~ Consider yourself tolerant of others? No, chances are i hate you
~ Consider police a friend or foe? Freind, they just do their job fuckers, lighten up
~ Like the taste of alcohol? you mean piss? no, no i dont
~ Believe in astrology? um...duh.
~ Believe in magic? yeah why not
~ Pray? no
~ Go to church? hell no, i dont wanna get felt up my a man who's passing gods will through him.
~ Have any secrets? Yes
~ Have any pets? my dog
~ Go to or plan to go to college? some kinda local college
~ Have a degree? um..does highschool diploma count?
~ Talk to strangers who instant message you? I usually am the stranger
~ Wear hats? depends
~ Have any piercings? i have a hole in my ear that refuses to close..but i dont wear any peircings
~ Have any tattoos? 2
~ Hate yourself? No not really
~ Have a "hot spot"? its kinda warm in my pants
~ Like your handwriting? wtf? yes im inlove with my writing...dumbass
~ Have any bad habits? yup
~ Believe in witches? nope
~ Believe in Satan? ::shrug::
~ Believe in ghosts? At times
~ Believe in Santa? no
~ Believe in the Easter Bunny? No
~ Believe in the Tooth Fairy? No
~ Have a second family? ive got my blood family and then my family of...less than ten freinds?
~ Trust others easily? No
~ Like sarcasm? Its an amusing tool
~ Take walks in the rain? id rather not
~ Kiss with your eyes closed? Yes
~ Sing in the shower? never

Bleh

sam732@aol.com — Thu, 29 Aug 2002 01:58:43 GMT

I forgot how much i like this song...

'THE SAME'

I am the second one, the reproduction
I am born form you
We are the same, one blood through the veins
attached to you
Identity is lost in me
I cannot see
Its pointless to be, pointless to me
cause everything will always

Stay the same

Prosthetic soul is all I know
Save me from this hell I see below
I'm a clone, I am nothing
I hope my life means something

Cause I don't give a fuck
not one motherfuck about what you say
And I don't give a damn
not one good god damn
I'll never fell it anyway

I have no life
I have no soul
I have nothing to give

Life's A Bitch, and then you die....not soon enough if you ask me...

sam732@aol.com — Wed, 28 Aug 2002 14:58:06 GMT

I only sleep two hours a night, and its restless sleep at that, i wake up many times during the "process". I only eat when im absolutley starved, simply because the thought never occurs to me at any other time (yes i snack at movies and such but that does count cause what else are you supposed to do at movies?). Ive become terribly depressed and lonely, both of those fueled by a paranoia that has slowly increased to the point of not trusting a single or person or anything they have to say. This leads to the loneliness, the depression is because (allthough a totally irrational tought) whenever someone says they're busy, or doesnt respond when i speak to them i get this overwhelming dread they want nothing to do with me. Sure thats not much, you might say, but when you can count all the freinds you have on one hand, its not good when you feel you're losing them.

That Is All

I'm a dirty survey stealing bastard.

sam732@aol.com — Fri, 09 Aug 2002 17:36:38 GMT

x. name = Joe
x. birthday = July 20, 1983
x. piercing = None
x. tattoos = 2
x. height = 6'6
x. shoe size = 16
x. hair color = black.
x. length = Short
x. siblings = sister
x. pets = my dog

last...
x. movie you rented = Black Hawk Down
x. movie you bought = probably Blade.
x. song you listened to = ~Vivica ~Jack Off Jill
x. song that was stuck in your head = ~The Red~Chevelle
x. song you've downloaded = Fear Factory?um I DLed about thirty songs
x. cd you bought = Switched
x. cd you listened to = Tool
x. person you've called = Work
x. person that's called you = Navy Recruiter
x. tv show you've watched = MTV2 Extreme rock?with Rob Halford?the front man for judas preist?wtf?
x. person you were thinking of = Rob Halford?.of Judas Preist?wtf?
x. you have a crush on someone? = Nope
x. you wish you could live somewhere else = Yes
x. you think about suicide = Not seriously
x. you believe in online dating = no
x. others find you attractive = If they're half drunk and half blind
x. you want more piercings = no
x. you want more tattoos = yup
x. you drink = no
x. you do drugs = No
x. you smoke = No
x. you like cleaning = no
x. you like roller coasters = yes
x. you write in cursive or print = Print.
x. you carry a donor card = Nope

for or against
x. long distance relationships = against
x. using someone = Against
x. suicide = against
x. killing people = For, some people just need killing
x. teenage smoking = against
x. doing drugs = Against
x. premarital sex = For
x. driving drunk = Against
x. gay/lesbian relationships = For I suppose, I don't really care.
x. soap operas = I'd against

favorite...
x. food = steak
x. song = Prison Sex ~Tool
x. thing to do = not be bored
x. thing to talk about = anything amusing
x. sports = Video games?that's about as active as im gonna get
x. drinks = Soda, gotta keep the blood count low in my caffeine system
x. clothes = If it fits, wear it (and sometimes even if it doesn't)
x. movies = Comedy is gold
x. band = Tool
x. holiday = Your mom
x. cars = I drive an RX-7.

have you...
x. ever cried over a girl = perhaps
x. ever cried over a boy = no
x. ever lied to someone = yes.
x. ever been in a fist fight = no
x. ever been arrested = no

what...
x. shampoo do you use = If its in the shower I use it
x. perfume do you use =
x. shoes do you wear = Boots
x. are you scared of = Bugs are icky.

number...
x. of times I have been in love? = Love is a lie, we all move from one temporary infatuation to the next.
x. of times I have had my heart broken? = never
x. of hearts I have broken? = Hell If I know
x. of boys I have kissed? = 0.
x. of girls I have kissed? = 4?
x. of men I've slept with? = 0!
x. of girls I've slept with? = 0
x. of continents I have lived in? = 1
x. of drugs taken illegally? = 1
x. of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = 2
x. of people I consider my enemies? = The population of Texas?cept for like?one person
x. of people from high school that I stayed in contact with? = 2
x. of cd's that I own? = well over 100
x. of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = 0
x. of scars on my body? = Probably 3
x. of things in my past that I regret? = I regret nothing, I just learn from prior mistakes

"Dont you look at me, pity me, feel for me..."~Element Eighty

sam732@aol.com — Tue, 06 Aug 2002 09:07:09 GMT

I am so god damn bored/annoyed. Its a damn shame when you try to bring humor to someone and they yell at you and even worse when they insult you're intellegence at the same time. Ah well it happens, cant expect people to think you're all that bright when you havent been anything but a dumbass eh? Ah well, the less thought of me the less expectations. My date for leaving (joined the US Air Force sometime back) has been pushed back two weeks so i gotta sit in this shithole even longer awaiting the day to get the fuck outta this hell-hole and into another one. Hell of a first entry eh? Yeah well blow me i dont need you. The funny part is this is most likely the only entry to be posted in this journal, i rarely write. Only when im greatly annoyed do i get to grace you with a continous stream of words that are so much shit it might as well be feces dribbling from between my thin cracked lips. Our Lady Peace annoys the piss out of me and its playing right now so im going to skip this song. (more stuff you didnt care to know). Everyones "Gone" (or so im supposed to beleive) for the evening, once again im sitting here alone with my thoughts. Not really good for someone of as low an intellect as me. Silly thoughts pop into my mind, none of which ill bother any of you (are their any of you?) with. This has gone on far to long, sorry for the rant but what the hell, the first entries always gotta take up alot of space, otherwise it'll just look so empty. Thank you for taking the time out to read this non-sense, and remeber kiddies if you feel like shooting yourself do me in first...im to poor to get a gun.

"I'm not afraid to put the gun in my hand, im just afraid it'll hurt like hell"~Jack Off Jill