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(3 pieces of hate mail | Cticize Me) My new name [29 Apr 2003|08:22pm] Whats goin on? Yeah thats what i though, its me, im in England...whoa...for two years...weird...as a cop....what the fuck? heh, right i got AOL here now. Underwhelmed83 yup thats me, E-mail, write me, do whatever, just amuse me...yeah

(Cticize Me) [05 Jan 2003|12:35am] My feelings at tech school can be summed up in these lyrics: "Theres a world outside, and im trapped in here..."~Social Burn

(Cticize Me) Tests tell me stuff i already know [04 Jan 2003|08:09pm] A different quiz, what strange type of person are you? brought to you by Quizilla

(1 piece of hate mail | Cticize Me) intresting...do i scare the hell out of you? or have i had an impact? do tell [01 Jan 2003|04:43pm] What Self-Mutilation Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

(Cticize Me) um yeah [31 Dec 2002|12:53am] Which Piercing are you?

(1 piece of hate mail | Cticize Me) The Red Headed Whore of the fast food industry... [30 Dec 2002|02:12pm] SAm732: why doesnt wendys deliver? NemesisCV15: because wendy is a cheap bitch who makes you come get her food SAm732: fucking slut NemesisCV15: the red headed whore of fast food NemesisCV15: she will get her due though SAm732: i need to go see if they'res anything to eat in here, ill be back momentarily SAm732: yes SAm732: yes she will NemesisCV15: dave thomas was the first... wendy is next SAm732: the bitch will pay

(Cticize Me) New address [27 Nov 2002|12:13am] Hey everybody joe has a new address.... He now has phon access so if you write and give you the number he might call STACEY A1C Joe Blanchette PCS 3 1500 Shaw Dr Unit 365574 Lackland AFB, TX 78236-6055

(Cticize Me) Joe's New Address [27 Oct 2002|08:52pm] AB Blanchette, Joe A 320 TRS/FLT 023 Dorm A1 PCS #4 1015 True Emper St. Unit 364026 Lackland AFB, TX 78236-629 Please write him he would love to hear from you

(Cticize Me) hmm these seem to only be freinds ive known for years in this lil black book [23 Sep 2002|02:46am] Hrm, i forgot to say. I only took a few adresses to BMT with me, so if you dont get a letter in a week or so, chances are it wasnt yours i took. BUT if you get the adress from someone who's addy i did take and write me, i WILL write back.

(2 pieces of hate mail | Cticize Me) The end has arrived. [22 Sep 2002|07:50pm] This is it, the last hurrah the finale, ill probably never write in this thing again, for tommorow i leave. Yup, good bye to those i havent said it to, im sure few actually care and i couldnt care that much either. I'd say its been fun but it hasnt been, sure moments have been, many moments lately, but the two years ive spent in this pisshole town can be summarized as endless boredum interuppted only by shear boredum.

(Cticize Me) I find this oddly comforting... [22 Sep 2002|07:48pm] How Emotional Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

(3 pieces of hate mail | Cticize Me) Mailing Adresses [19 Sep 2002|10:02am] Important, i leave in FIVE days. Those people who i know personally (danny, kris, chris, and any others that may qualify), Email me with your full mailing adress. SAm732@aol.com.

(Cticize Me) Jordan on...natural selection maybey? [15 Sep 2002|01:57am] anotheratg: i want to kill every endangered speicies anotheratg: fucking pandas anotheratg: damn condors anotheratg: ooo our eggs are wear and brittle.. dont use that kind of bug spray around our habitat anotheratg: fuck you , bastard bird anotheratg: i have one word for you and your fucking speices SAm732: 'what the fuck? anotheratg: ADAPT anotheratg: im going off on a rant on endangered speices SAm732: oh ok SAm732: this will be another good adition SAm732: please continue anotheratg: stupid fucking panadas anotheratg: " i dont like screwing" anotheratg: " you dont like screwing huh mr panda? yeah well fuck you too, you get eliminated" anotheratg: stupid fucking animals anotheratg: is it wrong to want to see things die? anotheratg: fuck if i care anotheratg: if they cant adapt anotheratg: they dont deserve to live anotheratg: and if they cant adapt anotheratg: then im gonna kill every last damn animal anotheratg: when i become world dictator anotheratg: im gonna have an offical office called "the office of natural selection and elimination" anotheratg: we will give people IQ tests anotheratg: and if you iq is below like anotheratg: 90 anotheratg: you are killed anotheratg: i think below 75 is mentaly retarded anotheratg: so anotheratg: 90 i think is the average of all americans anotheratg: so anotheratg: if you are between 90-110 we give you some meaningles task anotheratg: like a pumper or something anotheratg: (pumpers are the guys who pump the shit out of portapotties) anotheratg: we need pumpers and janitorial type people SAm732: oh you missed a pumper today SAm732: he climbed onto of the 30ft roof at dream world SAm732: and jumped SAm732: landed on his feet SAm732: and snapped his ankle like a tiwg SAm732: *twig anotheratg: if you are between 110 and 130...w e put you into military action... anotheratg: heh anotheratg: crazy SAm732: people where like "omg is he ok" anotheratg: want to know what my military is like? anotheratg: lol SAm732: im like "fuck him his dumbass jumped" SAm732: sure anotheratg: we dont have guns in my future military anotheratg: you know how in vietnam .... how the Viet Cong would send lines and lines of soldiers at like... a machine gun nest untill they just over run it.. or got so close that the gun was useless or over heated? anotheratg: thats what im gonna do anotheratg: of course my army will contain about anotheratg: a billion people anotheratg: say there is a revolt in burkino fasso anotheratg: of 3,000 rebels anotheratg: im gonna send a million of my soldiers anotheratg: armed with duct tape and baseball bats anotheratg: and they will just rush them anotheratg: they wont have guns anotheratg: but there will be so many of them anotheratg: that they will just over run any possible army by just being outnumbered anotheratg: like killer lemmins anotheratg: lemmining anotheratg: fux0r! anotheratg: lemminings anotheratg: ok so back to the iq anotheratg: from 130- about 150 you will be given a good job.. the btter your iq the better the job anotheratg: if you iq is above mine then you die SAm732: ::laughs:: anotheratg: cant have people smarter than me running around anotheratg: and if i do choose to let them live the go in the sulphor mines or something anotheratg: im not sure what im gonna do with all that sulphor anotheratg: but boy is it gonna be mined

(Cticize Me) Jordan on...movies...or maybey sex changes...i really dont know on this one [11 Sep 2002|08:22pm] SAm732: you got money/ SAm732: ? anotheratg: not enough for a sex doll anotheratg: i have like anotheratg: 17bucks SAm732: wanna go see road to perdition tonight? anotheratg: seen it SAm732: is it good? anotheratg: yeah anotheratg: long though anotheratg: long good anotheratg: and sad anotheratg: lol SAm732: did you cry? SAm732: cry like a little bitch anotheratg: little bitch? anotheratg: ill have you know i cried like the biggest damn bitch around SAm732: ::laughs:: SAm732: good anotheratg: seriously i cried so much the manager at the place asked for my testicles and penis anotheratg: said i couldnt be a man anymore SAm732: heh SAm732: sorry man anotheratg: boy did did he get a surprise when he saw i didnt have them to begin with! SAm732: i know right...wait...what? SAm732: THATS what you have long hair! anotheratg: hha anotheratg: haha anotheratg: girls like it anotheratg: they pet me like a dog or some shit SAm732: hehe anotheratg: i just wish they were into beastiality or something

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(Cticize Me) Jordan on how attractive girls are... [11 Sep 2002|04:37pm] anotheratg: i am under the impression that a majority of girls look better naked anotheratg: like SAm732: ::laugsh:: anotheratg: you see a girl anotheratg: say shes not that great looking anotheratg: but if she was in your room naked on your bed anotheratg: you would fuck her anotheratg: no matter what anotheratg: like anotheratg: you could look at a chick.. anotheratg: say shes not the best looking anotheratg: and she came to you anotheratg: and said anotheratg: lets go out on a date anotheratg: you would prolly say " im gay anotheratg: " SAm732: and yet? anotheratg: but if that same... not so great looking chick was naked in your bedroom anotheratg: you would do her as fast i would do morgan fairchild

(Cticize Me) Jordan on how he wants to die... [11 Sep 2002|04:26pm] anotheratg: yeah anotheratg: i want to die while im having sex anotheratg: ill be dead...... eyes rolled up in the back of my head anotheratg: mouth open like im screaming anotheratg: and two thumbs up anotheratg: could you imagine the open casket cermonies? SAm732: hehe SAm732: do tell anotheratg: people would walk up and freak out im sure anotheratg: of course anotheratg: before i died i would have constructed some sort of special casket anotheratg: so when the pallbearers are taking it away anotheratg: the bottom would fall out and i would come sliding out of it SAm732: with the big grin and two thumbs up anotheratg: exactly anotheratg: lol

(Cticize Me) My buddy Jordan and his veiws on older women. [11 Sep 2002|04:21pm] anotheratg: kylie minogue.... *Drools SAm732: hehe SAm732: shes 30+ anotheratg: like that would stop me SAm732: i know right anotheratg: morgan fairchild is fucking hott and shes like 60 anotheratg: id fuck her SAm732: you are so fucking weird anotheratg: you wouldnt? anotheratg: the blonde in the old navy commercials SAm732: not a 60 year old anotheratg: shes the blonde ldy in the old navy commercials anotheratg: where wearing ruby shirts is hte hip thing to do anotheratg: http://www.morganfairchild.com/ anotheratg: you couldnt hit that? SAm732: itrs be l,ike fucking barbie SAm732: all plastic anotheratg: i could so hit that old barbie doll anotheratg: i would so tap that social security check ass SAm732: ::laughs:: anotheratg: seriously anotheratg: i bet she makes some killer choloate chip cookies SAm732: a sucker for a woman who can cook eh? anotheratg: yeah anotheratg: she has to be hott now and be able to learn how to cook for later in life anotheratg: cause i mean anotheratg: once she hits 40 she damn well be able to cook a good meal SAm732: ::laughs:: you're never gonna get laid anotheratg: whats to say i havent? SAm732: ::shrug:: anotheratg: seriously though man anotheratg: you need to marry a hot chick who is willing to learn how to cook SAm732: I'll see what i can do SAm732: heh anotheratg: cause once the sex runs out... or her boobs start saggin' anotheratg: she better know how to please you in other ways anotheratg: meaning anotheratg: FOOD!

(3 pieces of hate mail | Cticize Me) Its YOUR fault i was this bored, so youd better fucking read this and pay attention...i expect comments people!!! [05 Sep 2002|11:04pm] [ mood | bored ] [ music | Meek ] ~ Last movie you saw on video: Batman and Robin ~ Last movie you saw on DVD: U-571 ~ Last movie you saw on the big screen: The Adventures of Pluto Nash ~ Last phone number you called: 817-561-7932 (if you wanna know WHO i suppose you'd better call it...notice it didnt ask who i called last) ~ Last show you watched on TV: Trigger Happy TV ~ Last song you heard: "The Right Way"~Meek ~ Last thing you had to drink: Pepsi ~ Last thing you ate: Popcorn ~ last time you showered: 12 noon sept whatever the fuck day this is. ~ Last time you cried: pssh ~ Last time you smiled: when i read the last question ~ Last time you laughed: watching trigger happy TV ~ Last thing you said: probably a telling chris he was a jew ~ Last person you talked to online: Chris ~ Last person you talked to on the phone: Chris's mom ~ Last thing you smelled: popcorn Do you... ~ Smoke? No ~ Do drugs? No ~ Drink? No ~ Sleep with stuffed animals? No ~ Have a love? No ~ Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No ~ Have a dream that keeps coming back? nope ~ Play an instrument? guitar...very very very very badly ~ Believe there is life on other planets? it'd be a big waste of space if there wasnt now wouldnt it? ~ Have any gay or lesbian friends? a few ~ Believe in miracles? no not really ~ Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Yes. ~ Consider yourself tolerant of others? No, chances are i hate you ~ Consider police a friend or foe? Freind, they just do their job fuckers, lighten up ~ Like the taste of alcohol? you mean piss? no, no i dont ~ Believe in astrology? um...duh. ~ Believe in magic? yeah why not ~ Pray? no ~ Go to church? hell no, i dont wanna get felt up my a man who's passing gods will through him. ~ Have any secrets? Yes ~ Have any pets? my dog ~ Go to or plan to go to college? some kinda local college ~ Have a degree? um..does highschool diploma count? ~ Talk to strangers who instant message you? I usually am the stranger ~ Wear hats? depends ~ Have any piercings? i have a hole in my ear that refuses to close..but i dont wear any peircings ~ Have any tattoos? 2 ~ Hate yourself? No not really ~ Have a "hot spot"? its kinda warm in my pants ~ Like your handwriting? wtf? yes im inlove with my writing...dumbass ~ Have any bad habits? yup ~ Believe in witches? nope ~ Believe in Satan? ::shrug:: ~ Believe in ghosts? At times ~ Believe in Santa? no ~ Believe in the Easter Bunny? No ~ Believe in the Tooth Fairy? No ~ Have a second family? ive got my blood family and then my family of...less than ten freinds? ~ Trust others easily? No ~ Like sarcasm? Its an amusing tool ~ Take walks in the rain? id rather not ~ Kiss with your eyes closed? Yes ~ Sing in the shower? never

(Cticize Me) Bleh [28 Aug 2002|08:58pm] [ mood | blah ] [ music | Element Eighty - The Same ] I forgot how much i like this song... 'THE SAME' I am the second one, the reproduction I am born form you We are the same, one blood through the veins attached to you Identity is lost in me I cannot see Its pointless to be, pointless to me cause everything will always Stay the same Prosthetic soul is all I know Save me from this hell I see below I'm a clone, I am nothing I hope my life means something Cause I don't give a fuck not one motherfuck about what you say And I don't give a damn not one good god damn I'll never fell it anyway I have no life I have no soul I have nothing to give

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